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Friday, April 8th, 2011
9:40 am - Twits and Tweets

New on Cap'n Wacky's Boatload of Fun today: Winthrop Merriweather Pinfeather-Smythe returns in “A Visit From Father” - a story in which our little gentleman’s pater returns from his latest adventure, and Winthrop sees an opportunity to get revenge on an enemy. It stands alone, but if you’d like to read earlier Winthrop tales too, you can find several on our Flotsam and Jetsam page.

Elsewhere, several writers who have contributed to the Cap’n in the past (along with several who haven’t) are now teaming up on Twitter bringing you Important Facts from Leading Scientists. If you’re Twitter, you’ll probably want to follow them here: http://twitter.com/#!/Important_Facts

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Friday, April 30th, 2010
9:27 am - MAPPLES!

This week, from Cap'n Wacky:

PLUS: Buy Mapples shirts and more here OR shirts and more of the OTHER product mentioned at the end of the video here.

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Friday, March 12th, 2010
2:52 pm - And the Pear Head goes to...

Sure, all the winners already received their Oscars last Sunday, but what about the - you know - non-winners. Well, like Tom Petty said: even the losers get lucky sometimes. So Cap'n Wacky is proud to present The 2010 Unfortunate Oscars! Find out who was greedy with the product, who wore fake flowers on her bosoms, and what obvious joke we're not making!

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Friday, February 26th, 2010
11:10 am - Cap'n Wacky's 2010 Winter Olympic Scrap Medals

All this week, Cap'n Wacky has been awarding Olympic Medals for everything BUT the actual athletic competitions. Click here to see the entire assortment from hypocrisy, greed, fart jokes, awkward simulated intercourse, fake mustaches, and much, much more!

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Friday, January 15th, 2010
1:32 pm - The wackiest place on Earth

It's finally here! The official web page of Cap'n Wacky World, Amalgamated Humor's world-famous vacation destination. Ready to visit the theme park that’s dreamier than Disneyland, more thrilling than Cedar Point, wetter than Sea World, knottier than Knott’s Berry Farm, and less bankrupt than Six Flags? Now you can online!

There's a lot to see at Cap'n World, especially at our flagship park, Five Point Park, so we'll be rolling out the site over the next month so as not to overwhelm you with joy. Go there now and check out the descriptions of attractions, shows, and dining locations in the Sea Point and Giftshop Point sections of the park.

In the coming weeks, we’ll reveal the rest of the park with Kiddie Point opening on January 22, Thrill Point on January 29, and Education Point and Lighthouse Court both opening on February 5th.

This has all been long in coming, and we're happy to finally share it with you. Tell your friends, and start planning your vacation to Cap'n Wacky World today!

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Friday, August 28th, 2009
1:46 pm - the used new album
saturnkid13 im so psyched for the used's new album "artwork". Here's the video to their single "blood on my hands"


this monday they're having a listening party on twitter. check it out!


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Friday, June 12th, 2009
4:56 pm - Funny Parody...
saturnkid13 How cute are they? Check out this "infomercial" from Meg and Dia. Classic!


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Friday, May 29th, 2009
11:30 am - My Funny Thoughts

  • Every woman dreams to meet a man who would die for her. My piece of advice to you: marry a bodyguard and then hire him! ©
  • If the Pill and a Condom are Contraceptives, then Pills for Headache should probably be referred to as Ceptives. ©
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Comedy Monologue “At a Dentist’s Office”
Comedy Monologue “Advertising Slogans”

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Thursday, February 12th, 2009
9:36 am - Unfortunate Valentines

Cap'n Wacky presents The Gallery of Unfortunate Valentines. What NOT to send to your sweetheart this (or any) year.

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Tuesday, October 14th, 2008
12:12 am - Hope Posters

However you may feel about the candidates: Barack Obama's Hope Poster is a modern masterpiece of campaign poster design. We wondered if other public figures (and fictional characters) would look as good on a poster in the same style. Here's one we came up with:

Click here to see the rest.

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Monday, August 18th, 2008
2:29 pm


Around the Whole World

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Friday, July 18th, 2008
11:12 am - It's a nerd... it's a pain... it's...

The Parade of Unfortunate Super-Hero Costumes : a collection of frightening, spandex-clad comic book fans who look like they didn’t just change into their costumes in a phone booth, they made their costume in one too. With accompanying snark. See Dress-Slacks Daredevil, Airbrushed Angel, Teen-Mustache Robin, and more!

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Tuesday, May 27th, 2008
5:35 pm - Cop/Detectives: The Final Episode

The pulse-pounding, blood-curdling, bikini-area-waxing FINAL EPISODE of Cop/Detectives is now available to view online!


The show may be over, but the story doesn't end here. SPREAD THE WORD! Cop/Detectives was made to be watched, so tell your friends (if you hate the show, tell your enemies). Enjoy the finale!

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Friday, May 16th, 2008
8:23 am - The next adventure!

From capnwacky.com and worldfamousjunglecruise.com this week, it's the preview for the next Indiana Jones movie. No, the NEXT one. Also, the first Jungle Cruise movie:

I'm sure you're wondering how we got this when no one else has even heard that shooting has started to which I respond: Easy! It's not real and we made it ourselves. Still, this is certainly the Jungle Cruise movie that I want to see.

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Monday, April 7th, 2008
1:21 am - Hangman Homicide

a morbid twist on the hangman game.
made by my evil clone--georgiewong.

if doesn't embed-- go to this link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qcvk-hULNvE


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Sunday, March 16th, 2008
12:08 pm - Sorry; Drunk

It's almost St. Patrick's Day, and to celebrate this wondrous of holidays Stolen Donkey Productions has put together a new sketch for you. Enjoy!

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Tuesday, March 4th, 2008
6:52 pm - DIRTY MOUTH?!?!

Learn about the dark side of dental hygiene in the latest sketch from Stolen Donkey Productions!


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Thursday, February 28th, 2008
7:50 pm - Hilarious Rambo Spoof by Nick Spears!

This is classic - enjoy!!!

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9:06 am - All New Cop/Detectives Short

Police work is all about following the chain of evidence. Watch as Harrison Stormare follows the clues to an interesting and uncomfortable place in the latest Cop/Detectives vignette.


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Monday, February 18th, 2008
7:58 pm - Stand Up For Animals - London


In London for one night only, the much anticipated second annual World Society for the Protection of Animals (WSPA) comedy extravaganza – Stand Up For Animals, on Sunday 24th February 2008 at The Hammersmith Apollo, London.

Award-winning comedian and writer Robin Ince has organised a fantastic line up, including: Bill Bailey, Robin Ince, Chris Addison, Lucy Porter, Norman Lovett, Will Smith, Tim Vine, Howard Read, Phil Nichol, Jeremy Lion and Tim Minchin.

Booking details:

Date – Sunday 24th February
Time – show starts at 19:30, doors open at 18:30
Where – Hammersmith Apollo, Queen Caroline Street, London, UK W6 9QH
Tickets –  £19.50 from the box office on 0844 844 4748 or www.ticketmaster.co.uk

All the proceeds will help fund WSPA’s work towards a world where animal welfare matters and animal cruelty ends. 

current mood: excited

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